On the Road

Okay, here's a rule of the road, so to speak. If you are in the crosswalk, and someone pulls up and not only do they fail to stop back a respectful distance and actually get the nose of their crappy little Nissan pick-up into the crosswalk, and you've stopped walking and are waving both arms at them trying to get their attention - you are allowed to call them a fuckface. I'm just sayin'. It's the law.

And yeah, that's right. If a driver is being a complete fucking idiot, I don't run away. I'm pretty sure in a fair fight, I could beat a Nissan, and you better pray to God that you're insured. I'm just sayin'. It's the law of the jungle.